The following is a Letter of Recommendation I wrote for a friend of mine. The name has been changed to protect his privacy. I'm sure he will a job in no time at all:
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To Whom It May Concern:
Julius Peppercorn is the most incredible human I have ever
met. I met Julius the day he
rescued an entire town from certain destruction, by a rattlesnake
invasion. He singlehandedly caught
every snake and then donated them to a lab that makes anti-venom. In his spare
time, Julius dissipates tornados…just for fun.
Can he work at your camp? I don’t know if you want him to actually. He will end up doing everybody else’s
job so well, by himself, he will make your entire staff look like morons. They will cower at his mere presence;
yet admire the super-human he truly is.
He can run your audio-video needs. He can send your kids down a zip-line. He can even handle youth pastors that
need a lesson in manners. Not only
is he solid in his Christian faith, but also he uses it to hunt vampires.
FACT:
No child has ever suffered from a vampire bite on Peppercorn’s watch.
He is also well versed in hunting Werewolves, Chupa-Cabra,
Sasquatch, and The Goat Man. Not
only are his tracking skills unparalleled, he can hold a sleeping baby while he
does it.
Julius Peppercorn is the genetic mutation of Chuck Norris
and Billy Graham. There is no
better choice for whatever position you need to hire.
By
the Lion’s mane,
Keith
Coast, CEO of keithcoast.com
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