Thursday, January 24, 2013

World's BEST Letter of Recommendation


The following is a Letter of Recommendation I wrote for a friend of mine.  The name has been changed to protect his privacy.  I'm sure he will a job in no time at all:
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To Whom It May Concern:
Julius Peppercorn is the most incredible human I have ever met.  I met Julius the day he rescued an entire town from certain destruction, by a rattlesnake invasion.  He singlehandedly caught every snake and then donated them to a lab that makes anti-venom. In his spare time, Julius dissipates tornados…just for fun. 
Can he work at your camp?  I don’t know if you want him to actually.  He will end up doing everybody else’s job so well, by himself, he will make your entire staff look like morons.  They will cower at his mere presence; yet admire the super-human he truly is. 
He can run your audio-video needs.  He can send your kids down a zip-line.  He can even handle youth pastors that need a lesson in manners.  Not only is he solid in his Christian faith, but also he uses it to hunt vampires.
            FACT: No child has ever suffered from a vampire bite on Peppercorn’s watch.
He is also well versed in hunting Werewolves, Chupa-Cabra, Sasquatch, and The Goat Man.  Not only are his tracking skills unparalleled, he can hold a sleeping baby while he does it. 
Julius Peppercorn is the genetic mutation of Chuck Norris and Billy Graham.  There is no better choice for whatever position you need to hire. 

                                                By the Lion’s mane,

                                                Keith Coast, CEO of keithcoast.com
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